Those fries could be salted with tears
via laugh-addict
(Source: obesealpaca)
Have you seen my wallet?
No….
Oh god…..please don’t tell me the hooker took it…………
ARE YOU SERIOUS! Again! I told you, Mini Fridge, Inside the Toilet tank, Or inside the coffee maker! Christ.
I swear.
Yes its true, i have a blog, and i am going to be taking your questions and answer them the best i can. I only have one rule. I dont want to know about your crotch rot, or runny noses, i am no longer practicing medicine, and i dont want to answer them. So go…
As some of you might have found out from House, I will be answering questions about my life, so feel free to message me with questions, I’ll try to answer them as quickly as possible.
Previous winners (sorry for taking so long!) of the big pony button giveaways to select 10 from the whole set are:
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- Now, to this giveaway! There will be two winners, each to receive two keychains of their choice. Unless we go over 1500 notes, then at that point another winner’s added. Every 500 past that is another.
- Or if you want to buy them, they’re here (along with the buttons!) — I apologize that I don’t have the rest of the buttons/prints up yet, in case you wanted to order more than ponies, but we’re working on that. If you have no interest in ponies, the regular shop has everything else.
- They’re each 1.75” x 2.75” hard clear acrylic keychains.
(Source: nevershavethomas)





I swear.



